Wasting sarcasm is a sin. - R. Stevens
I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms. - R. Stevens
Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification? - R. Stevens
Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! If you need to vent, just smash something that's already broken! You can't get in trouble for wrecking the unsalvageable! - R. Stevens
The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for. - R. Stevens
Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts. - R. Stevens
Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines. - R. Stevens